Knife

When you take a shit and it feels like someone is stabbing your asshole.

Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'

Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"

by 3 lil babies February 28, 2011

Knape

Someone who doesn't mind his own business.
A "busy body" with no life of their own
No sense of humour and no understanding of fun

That David Knape is a real Knape

by Doodoo xxx June 2, 2011

sharp like a knife ching!

adj.

seriously: follows saying something smart

facetiously: figuring something out too late that was really obvious

seriously:
A: how will we get there!
B: build a rocket! i'm sharp like a knife... ching!

facetiously:
A: i invented the internet!
B: what are you, al gore?
A: what? ohhh! hahaah, i'm sharp like a knife, ching!

by jil May 29, 2004

knifed the watermelon

When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon.

I took it easy on her at first, then I totally knifed the watermelon.

by Yinka Diop December 13, 2007

big knife

Something that Strong Bad often speaks of, yet is seldom seen.

I should be doing a drawing of a dude hling a big knife.

by D. Poopsmith March 9, 2003

with a knife

stupid people like him, down there... it's gay.

I met the kid down there.... "With a knife!!!!"

by hates knifes September 10, 2003

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife

A white redneck Cod4 player killed a 3 ton brown grizzly bear with a knife in colorado in 1969.
Ryan Ferguson is a beast that hates takin pills and goes insane on the weekends

I killed a bear with a "Fergie Killed a bear with a knife."

Dude did you see him kill that bear?
Y dude he fergied the bear

by chod69 March 5, 2008