Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass 

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".

Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009

kiss from a rose

The technique of farting into your hand and releasing the fumes into the airstream produced by a table fan and thereby into the face of somebody who is enjoying the breeze.

My wife looked so peaceful as she slept with the fan gently blowing her hair that I couldn't help but give her a kiss from a rose.

kiss from a rose by JForrest March 1, 2007

Kiss the baby

to give oral sex to a pregnant woman.

she was 6 months pregnant and horny so she told me to go kiss the baby.

Kiss the baby by Sean P. K. August 3, 2007

kiss on the neck 

to cut someone's throat

"I'muna give ya a kiss on the neck, bitch..."

kiss on the neck by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006

kiss my nuts 

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

kiss my nuts, my friend!

kiss my nuts by Gadget King January 20, 2011

kiss the fist 

Kissing the fist: verb, when a gifted woman performs such enlighten fellatio as to take the entirety of the man's girth and subsequently kiss the side of her thumb and pointer finger wrapped around the base of said genitalia.

I heard Ashley's got mad neck skills, Thomas said she could "kiss the fist".

kiss the fist by James J Jameson April 11, 2017

kiss of neptune 

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

kiss of neptune by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018