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R. Kelly

When a man gets every woman he wants; then gets bored with women. He pursues young girls and gets them; gets bored with them too. Eventually he turns to homosexuality.
She married, but her husband turned into an R. Kelly.
by Nancy Wilson October 2, 2007
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kelly clarkson

A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.
Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.
by Sam123456 May 16, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.

besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.

she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.

OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
by shredded wheat August 9, 2006
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the dennis kelly

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime
Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.
by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011
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Kelly Loeffler

World's biggest fag who never thinks of average people and is somehow in the United States Senate
No senator is like Kelly Loeffler. She's an oldfag handpicked from the oldest anarchy server in minecraft to the youngest fascist senate in real life
by InvaderInvader November 21, 2020
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celia kelly

celia kelly is the artist of the chug nut song also the singer of chug nut!
wow its that fantastic chug nut song sung by celia kelly
by celia kelly July 20, 2006
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Joshua Kelly

Joshua Kelly is the name of a man who will protect his family
And friends and will always but a smile on your face. Joshua Kelly is also maybe one of the sweetest to girls and friends his name will make you want to kiss him for ever. Joshua Kelly is also the name of a guy who will join the army and will make a dedication to the Calgary highlanders 🇨🇦
Joshua Kelly is very Sweet protective kind and soon to be in the army
by Joshuathearmy October 29, 2019
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