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A Knott's Log Ride

Riding the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.
On New Year's Eve Batman cried as he was forced to endure a Knott's Log Ride.
by Ryan James Brown January 11, 2007
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Knotted

British slang, not that common any more.
An insult, Knotted makes reference to either your guts or your willy. Always acompanied by 'Get...'.
"Get Knotted, you bastard".
"He can go get Knotted".
by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004
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knots

a roll of 20 dollar bills equal to 100 dollars
he was trying to fake knots with a stack of 1s
by Hafer July 24, 2006
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Knottsberry Clock

The only clock with jam, Knottsberry is the webmaster of the ClockCrew, and is responsible for most of their website. Check out his funny Clock Crew parodies of classic cartoons and movies!
Knotts is so talented
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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knotted balloon

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.
Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.
by Really real dude November 20, 2010
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knotslip

Knotslip didn't miss the prechorus is that song this time.
by MetMet and Skat July 13, 2015
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Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.
Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.
by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020
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