cactus juice

Mountain Dew.

So named by perennial Dallas city council candidate and activist Sandra Crenshaw, following the 2008 Texas Democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

In a comment posted by Crenshaw on the D Magazine "Frontburner" blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve "popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (Mountain Dew) and Texas Earl Campbell Links."

Amos: "I hear there is a rally for Dallas city council members' legal defense funds."
Andy: "Really? Will there be cactus juice and sausage?"

Kingfish: "I need to get back to my Southern roots. I was thinking about getting a moon pie and an RC Cola."
Lightning: "You mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?"

by UncleDoug October 7, 2009

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Boobie Juice

Lactating liquid from a womans milky breasts.

His face was drenched from her boobie juice as he motor boated her breasts.

by Wild Angel January 9, 2010

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juice jiggler

A condom filled with semen.

I left my juice jiggler under her bed.

by Dawn of Texas September 20, 2008

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talent juice

Booze. Usually beer.

i need more talent juice.

this juice has no talent (bad tasting)

"Hey watch this one boys, Ohhhh Lois, I need more talent juice"
- Peter Griffin

by BLynch January 15, 2007

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Dill Juice

The drink proudly created by David Z.

Official drink of the Dallas Cowboys

How to make:
1 Shot Amarula cream liqueur
Half a pint glass of 805
Drop the shot and enjoy!

Hey bro, you drinkin Dill Juice?!

No it's called Dill Juice.
Stop calling it Dill Juice!!
Dill Juice.

by Eightofive December 26, 2013

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