Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself

Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon

by Nighter May 20, 2018

mason carter johnston

Great guy with a gigantic penis and great personality. He is amazing at sex and will treat you like no other. He is amazing at sports, especially wrestling. Any girl would be so lucky to have mason inside them.

Mason carter Johnston is so fucking amazing at everything

by That on guy who did that June 12, 2018

pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021

Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

Mr. Johnston

The best high school gym teacher. (P.s. Tommy is a moron)

Mr. Johnston is a great teacher

by Olysseuzss May 12, 2022

Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024