Jokey

An adjective for an incredibly stupid person, or a person without a clue. Pronounced - jo(in french accent)-kay

He's so jokey!
You are such a stupid jokey clueless idiot!

by laugeinggirl July 22, 2009

Fence Jockey

Urban youths who spend all their free time sitting on fences near pay phones while shouting at traffic and attempting to sell drugs.

Look at that bunch of fence jockeys sitting by the 7-11.

by Landric April 1, 2003

Diesel Jockey

One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.

Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.

'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.

Conversion costs:

1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230

The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.

My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey

by Carlos the Diesel June 24, 2004

bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

horse jockey

A short and small blond girl, weighing like 80 pounds. They get drunk all the time and can't remember the next morning. Most are named Bridget

Omg, look at that horse jockey, she can play flip cup like it's her job, that's she's eye level to the table.

by AFriendOfAFriend May 30, 2009

Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.

Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?

by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014

Elbow Jockey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of poker.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through the game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005