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jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.
Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!
by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008
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jesusfag

An annoying christian fanatic with no trace of rational thought.

See Fred Phelps.
GTFO jesusfag!
by Necru June 2, 2009
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Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
by "Pad" August 21, 2006
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High School Jesus

A high school phemomenon, where every high school in America(and possibly other countries), has a guy who has a beard and long hair, looking like the lord himself. Usually an upperclassmen, and usually looked up to by peers.
by Bananaschoolbus October 27, 2009
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jesus of surbubia

Song appearing on the 2nd track of Green Day's album, American Idiot.
Some believes that he has a split-personality disorder and the St.Jimmy is his other personality.
He is the main character throughout the story in American Idiot. He is a son of a divorced mother who, apparently, is with Brad. He is on 'a steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin.'
He claims that there is nothing wrong with him, and that he is just being himself.
He loiters around 7.11 while doing drugs, cigarettes and alcohol. But later on in the song, he gets sick of his town and decides to leave, moving on to the next song, Holiday.
'I'm the son of rage and love,
the Jesus of Surbubia.
From the bible of,
none of the above.'
- Jesus of Surbubia by Green Day.
by x.GreenDay..love.x April 6, 2008
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Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
by Bus36 January 29, 2006
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