italian wetnap

using the grease from your pizza napkin as lube to have anal sex

she wanted it up the ass, I was out of KY so I did the the old Italian wetnap maneuver.

by Cedric Harvey April 21, 2017

Dirty Italian

Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.

After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.

Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.

by butter-flies January 31, 2023

italian thunderfap

the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder

Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!

by Dr. Dro October 07, 2013

italian foreplay

ten minutes of begging

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.

by carmine calandrone February 04, 2012

Italian Apple

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

by Angelo D July 30, 2008

Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"

Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!

by F'n Nick September 22, 2010

Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 25, 2017