Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

Keeping her green

Pronounced "keepin' 'er green"

While working from home, deliberately moving the mouse or pressing keys solely to keep Skype for Business status as "Available" (green) instead of "Away/Inactive" (yellow) so that your boss thinks you're working

Person 1: "I Skyped him 3 times today, I don't know why he isn't responding, his status is 'Available' on Skype"
Person 2: "That's because he's keeping her green, the guy is playing Runescape all day today and he just wiggles his mouse on the work laptop every 15 minutes so his Skype status doesn't become inactive".

by qwerty732 January 5, 2021

I am her

The female version of 'I am her'

NOTE: if you don't not get this, immediately you are NOT her.

The phrase, 'I am her' refers, to a lifestyle that you are this or you are that. You are everything. It can applied and used in many different situations

similar phrase "I am Alpha"

"why do you think you deserve free money"
"PURRR, because I am her"
"That makes sense"

by religi0n9 September 30, 2022

give her the steak

To have sex with a female. ie give her the cock, slip her the sausage, etc.

Man, look at Stacey, I wanna give her the steak.

by Adrock July 17, 2004

Flicking her bean

term for female materbation.

I caught her flicking her bean

by Adz November 19, 2003

pinching her finch

When a woman plays with the firm part between her vagina and her butt .

This is an optional and a supplementary masturbation technique a woman will sometimes use .

by Hef September 5, 2005

In all her glorie

A term that means a woman who is naked. The term refers to the beauty of the female body and that it should not be thought of as obscene and censored ect.

I saw kathy in all her glorie.

by Deep blue 2012 July 23, 2010