Inanis

Absolute masterpeice of a human. Tho not flawless he has many a pros to him that make him celestially amazing. He gives zero fucks about anything and is always above most petty things. Super suave with the ladies beacuse of his incredible wit. Usually is found as either the centre of attention of the group or has completly diffused into the background and is unrecognisable. Has an Ego, which is a given considering his nautre. Has been blessed with a super sharp tounge that can cut through most people better than a sword. Gets around a lot *wink wink* but still is an absolute gentlemen. has a solution to 94.68% of your issues.

Guy1: hey! y'all know what happened to becky ? Last I saw her she was crying over her breack up and Now she is completly over it .

Guy2: I saw her with another Guy. But didn't look like something's up.
Girl1 : Oh she was very sad so i sent her to Inanis.

by voidBheriya January 24, 2021

inanimate insanity

the object and reality show hosted by a phone with daddy issues . silliest ever. gay objects everywhere

i love inanimate insanity !

by paintbrush. August 22, 2023

deemed clinically inappropiate

This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.

This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.

lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back

lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home

husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"

by Foot Juice Solutions May 17, 2010

In a theory

A game theeooorrryyy

Someone”in a theory”
Me, who wasn’t listening”what?”

by codenamedoIphin December 4, 2020

Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.

Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!

by surfdog March 10, 2009

100 in a school zone

Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong

Definition 2: To have sex with someone

1: I stole 20 bucks from my grandma's purse. I'm doing 100 in a school zone

by Richard33 July 30, 2009

Dinosaur in a Haystack

1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".

2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".

1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.

(They lay in the middle of the floor)

Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.

2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?

Hipster 2: No.

by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009