handy cannon

A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).

yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!

by dav0rd May 24, 2005

Handbaging

when i guy or girl buts there entire hand in another girls vagina.

Jason like to handbag his little sister.

by True Juggalo May 19, 2003

handy

Small Skinny and likes to suck on animals cocks

Handy

by GOD October 17, 2003

Handy

Handy- means to be handycapped or be doing a skechy move to someone

man vezina's handy, are you hanging out tongiht? no im hanging with the girlfriend. thats handy

by The-Mac January 2, 2008

Handy

The depots carpentier. Handy is known for his wry humour, strict authoritarian leadership, and of course, he makes "the bess boxes outside of la belle province". He is also known for his knack at getting the Jacque de Jour, which is in ze gap (between his teets)

Handy, can you make me a wooden box for my guitar case. Your work is good stuff

by Dr Sofwood December 2, 2004

handbrakes on

expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.

"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"

by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008

handjy

ur hand to dub with. E'z hoe

handjy is gonna get it bad tonite !

by EzE88 October 10, 2008