ham and cheese

when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart

i ham and cheesed your mom last night

by mr..lundgren May 13, 2005

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Ham Sandwich

A gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a Police Officer.

The Lt. said to give him a Ham Sandwich.

by jillhen December 11, 2010

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ham sandwich

'Hood term for a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham, with 'Ham' being taken from the word Brougham.

"...Back in the day I tossed hoes in the back of my ham sandwich." -Mac Dre

by Lucien619 September 20, 2006

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ham fart

the smell of a nice, satisfying ass belch after a hearty helping of hammy barbeque.

i just farted and it smelled like ham barbecue. I felt like I was in the kitchen and mum had it cooking in the pot...except this one came cooked out of my bung hole. the essence of ham fart.

by mmp202 March 4, 2008

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west ham

Arguably the best (and only) football club in East London. Thanks to Terrence Brown it's been flushed down the crapper.

Deck the halls with bows of holly,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
West Ham is the pride of London,
Fa la la la la la la la la.

by Gary X January 12, 2005

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Old Ham

1. (noun) Someone who is incredibly awkward.

2. (adjective) As if being ridiculously awkward.

3. (verb) Being so awkward it's funny.

"She made a sexist joke in a room of women's rights supporters. She was such an Old Ham."

"Was it just me or was that a completely Old Ham situation? Everybody was staring like something was wrong."

"Man, I was so Old Hamming on stage. I just got out there and blanked."

by Urban Philosopher November 25, 2009

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