Half-Assidly

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

by dmoney1225 November 8, 2009

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.

Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!

by Angledrawers August 9, 2018

half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017

Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.

"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!

by crazyfooc September 29, 2011

Half track

Half an 8 ball of cocaine

Ace bought a half track of blow

by Teenersk1 December 27, 2018

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 2, 2011