guntchen

A gun used by high security staff that is big enough to hold a truncheon.

(In an airport...) That security guard has a guntchen on him, that would hurt if used on you!

by JoJo86 August 22, 2007

gunt

a "gut cunt" also referred to as fupa which means fat upper pussy area. gals that have gunts are usually older women or really chubby broads but it always tends to be hilarious

i need some pussy some gunt and some butthole...... also did you see the gunt on that fuckin fat fuckin slut

by Msquared22 January 4, 2009

gunt

Seen in women where there is no defnition between the belly and the nether regions i.e. a cross between a gut and a c*nt. Otherwise known as a fanny belly.

F*ck me, have you seen the gunt on that?

by EasyFeez April 23, 2008

Gunkles

Laughing uncontrollably, sometimes for hours on end. Often results in the person pissing their pants, and or soiling themselves. It is considered a disease by certain countries, with no cure in sight.

First case was discovered in a small town known as Marshfield

Byron: Oh no, I think Maria has the gunkles.

Markie: Oh god, somebody get some air sanitizer and some toilet paper!

by Michael Shmidt March 30, 2009

Gunt

When a woman has some extra baggage in the gut that also falls to her vaginal area, a.k.a. cunt

Yo I couldn't get with that girl at the bar, her gut stuck out more than her cunt...she had a GUNT dude"

by tifftalya01 June 5, 2009

gunt

a male with a cunt

guy 1:that dudes got a gunt
guy 2:no way man

by whoha1638 August 18, 2009

gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009