Gaffett

Another name for the common word "faggot". Gaffet is often used while talking on myspace to one of your amigos. Gaffett is written with a G and not an F often becuase the two letters are seemingly right next to each other.Sometimes used to talk pointless shit on myspace.

"Colty your such a fcking gaffett."

"hey ill kick your ass you gaffett"

"dude...i think i might be a gaffett..."

by yupp TC December 14, 2008

Giraffrican

A tall, skinny african american person. Also known as giant porch monkeys or professional basketball players.

The stereotypical giraffrican is George Bell.

by Nazrat Allirog January 21, 2011

Giraffesaurus

A Giraffe thats a dinosaur. Their rare and only in some epic zoos. made up creature that would kick some a$$.

Whoa is that a giraffe? No that's a Giraffesaurus.

by Logenl1 August 7, 2011

Giraffoplasty

The formal term used to describe a cosmetic medical procedure to look like a giraffe. This procedure is also known as a Giraffe job.

Luke wanted more swag, so he got a giraffoplasty. Now he's a giraffe.

by Nicolas Fuckin Cage July 23, 2012

gaffewww

A statement that begins with a funny joke, but ends in a massive gross-out.

During the first part of that joke people were all "ahhhHAHAHA", but then when he mentioned drinking the urine, it al turned into a gaffewww.

by LAForever April 21, 2013

Giraffaholic

n.
A serious obsession with Giraffes.

My best friend is a giraffaholic, she has at least 100 giraffes in her room.

by Sammy321 April 23, 2013

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013