Goose Poop

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.

"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"

by M Boa February 1, 2009

Golden Goose Egg

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

by roper.6 September 30, 2011

shit goose

Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.

R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.

by Trader Joess May 19, 2009

take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007

Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.

We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.

by Rachel Schneider July 23, 2006

Goose

Goose
/go͞os/
verb
1.
To awkwardly walk away from a conversation you no longer want to engage in.

"This girl started to talk about marriage, so I had to goose."

"Me and Nikki met this creepy dude we couldn’t handle him, so we double goosed."

by Sofizzle May 24, 2014

Goose Trap

Goose Trap (n.) When deciding which one of your friends should be the designated driver for the night, you tell them that you will be for that night, but you ask one of them to come over for a bit for some made up reason and you get drunk before he/she gets to your house. This is called a goose trap because it is a type of trapping mechanism to make someone else be the designated driver. It's particularly called the Goose Trap because of the infamous Gray Goose Vodka which is known to be a popular alcohol among teenagers.

Don't ask Matt to be the designated driver because he'll goose trap us again!

by Wavesurfer244 January 10, 2011