An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.
by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023
Get the Goobermug. A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.
P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
by anonymous October 19, 2023
Get the goobermug. silly goober; adjective
silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.
silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.
Thing 1: i just committed arson to that building over there. *points to collapsed and on fire building*
Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!
Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!
by mvma.nugget December 1, 2024
Get the silly goobermug. by Safdr February 11, 2022
Get the goofy goobermug. 
1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
Get the Goobermug. That's messed up you goober
by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025
Get the goobermug.