Gardner

The history of the name Gardner dates back to the ancient Anglo-Saxon culture of Britain. It is derived from a member of the family who worked as a gardener. This means Gardners are extremely physically tough and normally have an affinity with nature, leading to a deep and contemplative aura, however the history of tough physical labour gives way to a boisterous and extremely animated physical presence. As far as intelligence goes Gardners often have not a lot to offer, as they are naturally an agricultural species. They do however have a grim concentration and strict time management skills, the ability to get the job done.

“Dude I saw this guy in the gym today benching 160, what a Gardner!”

“I watched Gardner complete his whole assignment in 2 nights, classic Gardner move!”

by Dumfukjuice May 12, 2019

Garden person

The human version of this emoji 🤮🤮🤮

Omg she is such a garden person 🤮

Garden person? That’s literally disgusting.

Lizzie, you are being such a garden person right now.

by Yehawbarbie August 9, 2019

unholy garden of no mans land

An overly-grown jungle of pubes on a vagina.

Don't fuck her, she has a nasty unholy garden of no mans land!

by the "sex" August 14, 2009

aaron gardner

Aaron Gardner means the most to me .. He's the most cutest person on this earth I love him so much his brown eyes are so amazing I just wanna snuggle him forever and everrr.. He makes me happy if I'm upset or mad he's funny and sweet<3 I love you Aaron<3

Erin Donnelly loves Aaron Gardner

by RawrGoesEwin September 29, 2013

Guatemalan Gardener

A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.

"How'd you get that nose scar?"
"She leaned too far during the Guatemalan Gardener."

by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017

Hialeah Gardens High school

Filled with Snakes 🐍 and Hoes...that’s why it’s called gardens.

•Eww she a hoe she prolly from Hialeah Gardens High School 🤢
•*Slither slither* a bitch ass snake... PROLLY FROM GARDENS.

by Arrozconleche October 17, 2019

Faux Pavant Garde

A subculture defined mainly by Mac Assholes. They not only feel that Apple products are superior but also wear semi-emo type clothing; a "trendy" style that is meant to be innovative and original, but in truth is standardized and grounded by the rehashing and leeching of stylists' efforts to copy one another. The members of the Faux Pavant Garde are well off financially, though it's not clear exactly what they do for income, if indeed they do anything at all, but they afford their over-priced clothing, Cube cars, computers and Starbucks coffee somehow. The Faux Pavant Garde value some form of creativity but tout themselves to be transgressive artists, or those who push people out of their comfort zones with their art. These efforts are rather unfounded because the worst they do is transgress on Faux Pas though consider themselves at the forefront of an Avant Garde; hence, Faux Pavant Garde. This subculture of Mac Assholes, or generously, people, is one that membership is not desired.

Some would say the Faux Pavant Garde is a mixture of chav and emo, how they do it, I don't know.

by He-Who-Questions-the-Answer July 19, 2009