Grandmaster

A Grandmaster is someone who asserts male dominance in the presence of females in an attempt to impress them. A trait of a Grandmaster is to throw up a spiderman hand symbol in all pictures, this hand signal tells all other males to stay away because the Grandmaster has claimed his territory.

That kid is pulling a grandmaster in front of all these girls.

by Ronald McLikesChildren March 31, 2019

Grandma

Grandma is a slang, white term for nigger.

The word has remain underground and unknown for quite some time but is arising to the surface.

Dude, that Grandma is stealing my car!

by anoyomous69 June 13, 2008

taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.

Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!

by asian cole November 13, 2010

Larrys Grandma

Old poon tang pie.
moldy poon tang.
Aged to perfection (except for the saggy titties and rotting poon tang)

Damn Bitch! You got some old poon tang goin on. like larrys grandma.

by Jesse Douglas June 12, 2003

Grandma Lip

When a girl is giving head and her top lip goes under her teeth, and gives her the appearance of an old woman missing her dentures.

"Damn last night kelsey was giving me head and when I looked down she was grandma lippin me!"

"Ew thats gross man!"

by Osgoodslaughters June 18, 2009

Grandma Kitchen

When you have a kitchen/refrigerator filled with delicious snack food including but not limited to: Fruit Roll Ups, Pop Tarts, IBC Root Beer, Lays Ridged Potato Chips, M&M's, and all your favorite cereals.

Similar to when Grandma used to stock up on your favorite treats when she knew that you were coming over.

You're an 8 year old kid staying the weekend at your Grandma's house and you open her refrigerator to find a gallon of chocolate milk.

Grandma doesn't drink chocolate milk.

Grandma Kitchen

by Ghetto McJazz March 14, 2010

Grandma Vick

The most amazingist, most hilaaaarrrrioouss young acting grandma in the whole wide world. Loves to talk about anything, especially sex!! Loves to watch Jersey Shore and fist pumping, teen mom, 16 & preg. We always get a warm welcome of, "hey girl, heyyyyyyyy" when we walk in the door! She is very generous and adopts everyone who walks in the door. She makes the best iced tea in the world and cooks a big family dinner for anyone and everyone every Sunday. She is the best gram in the world and loved by everyone who has ever met her!!

Me - Yo, ya goin' to grandma Vick's later?

You - You know it, fool...

Me - iight G catch you on the flip side...

by Grandma Vick's peeps November 21, 2010