The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

That Blond Girl Last Night Tried To Pull The Glass Slipper On Me, Good Thing I Actually Fit.

by GTG Crew March 9, 2008

Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.

Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

Blonde pulled "The Glass Slipper" on Bryan, and the slipper actually fit. Bryan was happy! Yayy!

by GTG Crew March 6, 2008

put some glass in the hole

roll up the car window

Damn it's cold outside, put some glass in the hole.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

vault of glass

The Vault of Glass is a terrible excuse that Destiny developers call a raid, in which you are anally penetrated by The Templar's one inch warrior, but somehow manages to slide it up your ribs and throat and out of your mouth to repeated hit your microphone so that new players will have no idea what the fuck you're saying. Oracles (Old Ratchet Assmunching Cunt Lickers that Eat Salad) are to be shot in the most random ass order so that some dumbass can fall off the map and add more rounds of the double-ended dick lickers.
But in the end, you realize why you did it all. Because you get awesome loot in the end... Unless you get FUCKING ANALLY RAPED BY ATHEONS ASCENDANT SHARD ASSWIPES.

Warren: "I did The Vault of Glass yesterday."
Donald: "So I guess you're not a virgin anymore"
Jack: "I have no idea what the fuck I am doing"
Blake: *gets angry and starts threatening to kick warren*
Chase: *Chase*

by Meepzore October 24, 2015

Tall Glass of Pretty

A woman, usually 6' or taller, who is drop-dead gorgeous.

Coworker: Damn, son, did you see that new girl working in client services?

Other Coworker: Who?

Coworker: She's a brunette, 6' foot tall, with a wicked smile.

Other Coworker: Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, she is definitely a Tall Glass of Pretty.

by Vovalicious April 14, 2009

smoking glass

Smoking methamphetamine drugs

Gena had been smoking glass again. She's been up for days tweaking out and getting skinnier.

by Audrinna August 19, 2017