tyre fitter

A guy who trades his physical health for money, and has a back like an 80 yr old but could easily remove the skin from your bones with his hands and a tyre lever.

What do you do for work man? That's a nice car
"Oh I'm a tyre fitter mate, my knees click when I walk and my spine feels like it's gonna fall out my ass and I wanna die..... But hey I can afford this cool car"

by Ridin the Wave March 21, 2023

Turbo Flutter

stutututututu

typically from a Mk4 Supra

Ay man, do you know what Turbo Flutter is?

Yeah: PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUUU, PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUTUTUT- PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by chonkboi October 2, 2023

The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

Fanny Flutters

The achey, tingling sensation felt by a woman’s clit at the thought, sight, or touch of her lover.

(Text Convo)
Annie: Whatcha doin?
Molly: Just got out of the shower… you?
Annie: Hot 🥵

Molly: Mmm… I wish you were here, babe.
Annie: Fuck, me too!
Molly: C’mere… 😏
Annie: OMG, you’re giving me fanny flutters! 😩

by dense-boner-forest February 22, 2024

digger fitter

Profession- Guru.
Knowledge- Only knows diggers.
Appearance- Will be seen with mullet, shiny belt buckle and Wrangler jeans.
Mode of transport- Drives a 79 with a 4 inch exhaust
Answers to- Copy digger fitter.

Have you seen the digger fitter today?

by Copy workshop. April 27, 2024

John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".

At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.

by Truman33 January 22, 2025

John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".

At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.

by Truman33 January 22, 2025