Father

A male that puts up with more shit from people and asks for nothing in return than most people you know. A fathers kids try to give him shit, a father's wife tries to give him shit, a father's family members try to give him shit, a father's inlaws try to give him shit, a father's coworkers and boss try to give him shit. Mothers get a lot of credit for being the people that give birth, even though it takes two people to create a kid, and most people still think a kid's mother doesn't get enough credit. It takes a certain kind of strength to be a father with all the shit a father puts up with (it's not for everybody). Fathers work long hours, fathers come home and take care of their fuckin kids too, just like you hear about mothers doing all the time on TV, even though you don't hear any statistics in their defense about it.

Plenty of females get on tv and talk about what females do for kids, males do the same thing, they give a lot of credit to females for being female, and they're quick to slight another male and excuse it as no harm intended, even their fathers. Just about everybody has done it to their fathers at some point, sons and daughters give a father shit all the time.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

a father

-the man who will mean the most in his daughters life.
-a person who will take care of his family no matter what.
- a father will always be there for his daughter.

hey! at least you have a father that cares about you!

by ariana gascuzan September 30, 2018

father my christmas

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

by charrc May 5, 2006

father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

father

person who fucked you mother and created YOU!

your father had a night with your mother in the hotel on their first date, and CREATED YOU accidently because the condom is broken.

by Chris Yang February 23, 2004

L + Bozo + Ratio + Fatherless + Cope

Lennon Barfoot

Look! It's Lennon Barfoot. L + Bozo + Ratio + Fatherless + Cope

by LennonBarfootHasNoDad May 10, 2022

feather

To lightly press down on a car's gas pedal so to rev up the engine slighty....from 850 rpm to maybe 1200 rpm. Not a full 12 grand red zone engine blast

Okay, Frank, the car keeps on cutting out on me, so feather the gas so that I see what is going on.

by Big Tom September 14, 2006