Flabbergasted

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure

when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home

by itxt July 21, 2009

flabs

A man or woman who appears to have abs, but when close enough, it is just their body fat. Their body fat may even have taken the form of abs.

Frat boy #1: "Check out the belly on that chick. She must work out."
Frat boy #2: "No, dude, Can't you tell? It's just flabs."

by VeggieLizzieeee October 24, 2010

flabbergastered

Being totally puffed out.

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!

by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006

Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

flabable

A fat man who plays chess

Another name for a fat woman

that flabable was shite aye!?

I'm getting all flabable

by alexisxxxxx July 19, 2005

Flaberduberic

Doing anything completely pointless simply for the sole purpose of entertaining yourself and frustrating the other people involved.

Arguing over the speed limit sign that you just passed. One says 30mph the other says it was 40mph. Even if you know it says 30 you continue the conversation for several weeks no matter how many times you pass it... no matter how many pictures or proof you continue to say it was 40 until everybody around you begins to agree and once they do you say.."What are you blind it clearly says 30mph..."
Your friends say... will you stop being so Flaberduberic!!!

by Throsk April 22, 2009