poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! April 16, 2007

Ricky fishing

A term for female masturbation that originated in US Navy boot camp. Ricky being slang for recruit and fishing meaning the act of fingering oneself. See also: Ricky boxing

Jill was caught ricky fishing while everyone else ate lunch.

by Heroin Bob May 01, 2015

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Batty fish

Someone who pisses u off and backstabes u and chats bear shit behind ur back. Also u probably wanna knock the shit out of them

Oi bad ting yeh dat geser a batty fish u know

by Battyfish March 08, 2020

fish market

a gathering with an overabundance of females in attendance.

Much like "sausage fest" to refer to a party with too many males.

"This party is a total fish market. The only guy here is gay. I'm going home and riding the rabbit"

by Andrew July 01, 2004

gay fish

a.k.a Kanye West. He has an ego so great, he has a false sense and knowledge of reality. This was brought up to a larger audience by the creators of "South Park".
Also used in a few lame jokes.

-"Dude, you like fishsticks?"
-"Of course man!"
-"Do you like to put them in your mouth..?"
-"Yes, I like to put them in my mouth."
-"YOU'RE A GAY FISH"

by disingaahzz April 14, 2009