Femitheist Devine

A lesbian on YouTube that wants all males eradicated so she can fuck woman all day with a strap-on dildo.

Person One: Lol, I just watched another Femitheist Devine video, what a lesbian.
Person Two: I agree. XD

by QuorX July 17, 2014

Balloon Fest

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.

4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"

by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008

dyke fest

the female equivalent of a sausage fest. It is often misleadingly called a party, despite the lack of males present. Often involves taking photos, just to post on facebook, and mass bitching sessions.

Guy - Hey, what are you doing saturday night?
Girl - Oh, I'm going to a party.
Guy - Really? Who's?
Girl - Oh, it's Jane's.
Guy - Any guys going to be there?
Girl - Nah
Guy - Stupid dyke fest

by average_aussie November 19, 2010

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

Festifail

An outward display of fail in massive quantities. From the traditional celebratory term "festival". Synonymous with carnifail

Rick: "I've invested all of my capital in time shares."

Financial Adviser: "Festifail!"

by happysmiles January 16, 2009

festibros

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

by tezbuh June 8, 2009

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010