Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a messy fart.

Mr. Kat is sniffing up all the fecal braps!

by anonymous March 9, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.

1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.

by Rupyyz March 10, 2024

fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties

Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies

by Hezra79 March 30, 2024

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

felanjehboom

A good, goOod slightly giddy and excited feeling occuring in the body, which appears for no apparent reason quite out of the blue.

It feels like a big, beautiful, electrified kiss directly in the centre of your heart. It travels down through the belly, radiating out to the rest of the body and limbs often pooling in the genitalia.

Ooh I just got felanjehboomed!
Mmmm, I just had a moment of felanjehboom.
You deserve more felanjehboom in your life.
I fancy Tom so much I hope I give him felanjehboom.

I'm so happy I feel like the king/ queen of felanjehboom!

by Queen of Felanjehboom May 14, 2024