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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
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Fapple

Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...
Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...
by I am depressed... February 21, 2011
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fapporn

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn
by Zozzone April 7, 2011
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flappy bird

The code word used by individuals to indicate one's partaking in tossing
so mad right now that I'm actually playing flappy bird to make myself feel better
by barlet February 4, 2014
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Flappy Bird

A VERY addicting game which is available in the App Store and the Android store! This game is very challenging ! Thousands of people around the world have this game! It's a small little harmless looking bird ...
But go try it!

- There's HUNDREDS of reviews on the App Store! Check it out and you'll see! -_-'
What's your high core on Flappy Bird ?

- 2 . . .

Do you know what's the most annoying and challenging and addicting game out there right now?

- YeAh! Flappy Bird
by _deepdimples February 11, 2014
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fapple

Verb. To fapple. Fappling.

To tap ones foot in a moment of humour. Replaces, or combines with, laughter.
Charlotte malkeed Seonaid, and we all fappled.
by Damres November 6, 2005
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flappy dick

The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.
Jim: Did you bang that chick last night?

David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.
by PlumSmuggler March 8, 2014
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