A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.
I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010
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I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.
by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009
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A company that doesn't learn from its past mistakes, has very limited talent, releases an incomplete product, lies to its customers, makes false promises to its customers, and charges its customers' credit cards even after the customers have cancelled the service. Derived from the company Funcom which has all of the above criteria fulfilled.
by plmokn October 3, 2008
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'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
by Benjy-x June 28, 2009
Get the Fail Whale mug.General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick February 21, 2009
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"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"
by joshuajdickerson April 19, 2009
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However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
by Anonynoose February 27, 2009
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