Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

is it in the fridge?

Used as a connotation for telling the truth.
Relates to a question of whether a sandwich had be in the fridge all day and whether the answer was truthful.
Can then be used to test the honesty of any answer.

There’s a sandwich out back for you mate.
Anthony, is it in the fridge?
Yes.
Anthony,....is it in the fridge?
.....no.

by Staifreak May 15, 2018

Opening the fridge door

The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.

Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”

Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*

by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets I’m gonna sue

by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019

check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

by hithereurbandiconary April 14, 2019