pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.

"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"

by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005

fork

- u could use it to eat -mmmm food!!!
-a nice handy weapon u could use to stab ppl with!
- or it could mean ur gonna beat someone up for ppl who don't wanna say the word fuck , "i'm gonna fork u up"

i think u ppl are smart enough to get the definition

by angelic_tears13 December 31, 2003

Louisiana Forklift

Items Needed: Super Glue
A Pickup
4th person working as a
Driver
Money for Medical Attention

This happens when two guys lather their dicks with super glue, get on their knees, and then one iserts into the vagina and other into her mouth. From there the two guys lift the female while one is getting a blowjob and the other is fucking the female. (Beware may require medical assistance to end the Louisiana Forklift)

"Sally, Tim, and Steve ended up in the Emergency Room after attemping the Louisiana Forklift...doctors say Steve might lose the tip of his penis."

by Randall, Josh, Jordan January 16, 2009

Forkman

Noun - An Aussie that enjoys Raping sheep and other small animals.
Verb - (to Fork) To rape a small animal

You should have seen the poor things eyes when Forkman fork'ed that poor little lamb.

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

by Telephony June 7, 2018

Large Fork

An unusually large fork.

Jim: Hey Joe, check this unusually Large Fork out I found!
Joe: How exciting!

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008