Feet Meat

The top of a fatty foot

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!

by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016

Feet

Something you photograph to get money at onlyfans.

Person 1: How did you get so much money this week?
Person 2: The people at onlyfans are in love with my feet.

by earthishell May 13, 2022

morning feet

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

a duck to the feet

A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.

I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.

by Perlith October 12, 2010

Pee-n-flee

When someone goes to the restroom take pee and leave out the restroom without washing their hands

No, don't shake my hand you're a pee-n-flee.

Nasty , Sam is a pee-n-flee .

by S Coop September 11, 2016

baby feet

When someone masturbates in a community shower and the next person that uses the shower steps in the semen.

Man, my roommate is getting baby feet if he takes a shower right now.

by Rob1138 September 3, 2006

crusty feet

A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

by Pothead Slut August 14, 2014