fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by Hotsauce Curt October 13, 2015
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Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.
Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.
by Stepin2theglow January 03, 2019
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The Fake Out

When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer
G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
by QueError April 25, 2015
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fake soprano

A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.
Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013
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fake Monet

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.
F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.
by Anna313 February 09, 2009
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