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tactical eating

When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.

However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet
2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.

Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there

Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
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pre-eating

The process of eating a small meal before you eat in order to work your way into a larger meal. This process is beneficial to prevent an upset stomach when one is extremely hungry, or to ensure that one does not spend too much buying a larger meal in order to satiate hunger. This process is not to be confused with snacking; pre-eating deals more with meals in smaller portions like appetizers or small microwavable meals.
I didn't eat anything ALL DAY! I need to pre-eat before we go to that buffet or I'll get myself sick.

John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.

I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!
by xyz123gash October 19, 2010
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pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
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meat eating orchid

Essentially, a vagina. Term was invented by Kurt Cobain.
She had a nice meat eating orchid on her, it took my whole entire dick.
by Ice^3 August 19, 2016
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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle June 11, 2018
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stop eating my carpet

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man-eating

Inclined to eat human flesh, especially something or somebody that kills and kills humans for food.
This creature was a man-eating menace.
by Doctor WTF November 15, 2022
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