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engrish

A poorly translated japanese-to-english language.
Light turn on. We go to room. We play game of chess. He kick ball. Ball fly.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003
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engish

The language of the retarded.

Idiots speak engish, who make completely garbage statements and often don't use grammar. It's hard if not impossible to understand someone speaking engish.
"langage sry engish"
by LoganDark November 26, 2016
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English-Monkey

A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.
Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.
by jxyz777 July 3, 2006
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English

Amish slang for non-Amish people or wearing non-Amish garb and hairstyles.
What up, English?
by ThoughtfulOrange November 3, 2009
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English Dick

as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.
guy: how was the sex last night?

girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick

guy: so u didnt like it?

girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one
by Ms. Hamburgler August 13, 2008
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Englishified

Englishified V. - 1. Act of translating text into english from another language. 2. Changing of a different speech to english
Mike: Why hasn't the new chapter of Naruto been englishified yet?
Sh33p: They're probably busy loading it up with 'special features' or something. Maybe those extra pictures they stick in and stuff.
by Mike Strahl February 4, 2005
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US English

A language so mutilated it doesn't deserve to be called English any more.
"Oh look, yet another example why we should rename English to American, because us Americans have a deeper linguistic understanding of our language than the country that created it." from an idiotic YouTube comment

Notice how arrogant Americans are about their "US English" non-English
by 1471717gasdg87a5sge April 28, 2015
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