Enderjed

A pompous twiggy cunt who’s voice pisses me off more then nails on a chalk bored

I have an announcement to make @Enderjed pompous twiggy cunt who’s voice pisses me off more then nails on a chalk bored I could snap him over one knee but with how tall he is one fall would do that for me

by Axiolot November 8, 2025

Enderjed

His name is a spark in the quiet of night,
A soft-spoken star with a fiercely warm light.
In every moment, in every word you’ve said,
My heart finds a home in you, dear Enderjed.
You turn the ordinary into something new,
Coloring my days in your gentlest hue.
I never knew love could feel so widespread—
Until I felt safe in your arms, Enderjed.
So here is my promise, simple and true:
My heart beats steady, always for you.
In every tomorrow that lies ahead,
I’ll love him deeper, my sweet Enderjed.

I love Enderjed alot

by DemenciaVA November 30, 2025

Ender Chests

When two of your mutual friends (they may or may not be dating) share all the gossip you tell one of them. This means you can continue conversations that you had with both, without needing to provide prior context.

I hate that you guys are ender chests! She always brings up stuff when I'm at work!

by tall-brown January 5, 2026

south ender

A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.

Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!

time passes, jump is hit.

South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!

by Blueshoe May 20, 2006

party ender

A record or song so irritating, grating or terrible that it is nearly guaranteed to clear out any group of people from any given space.

Lamont put on Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, the ultimate party ender, when he'd had enough of pretending he liked these people in his house.

by Andrew Mudd July 17, 2007

beer-ended

An event being ended pre-maturely due to too much alcohol being consumed causing the people to become rowdy or pass out and the crowd to leave earlier than they would have otherwise.

Sue: "How was the party last night?"
John: "It started out alright, but shortly after the beer bong got brought out, it was beer-ended. Thought there was going to be some blood shed"
Sue: "That sucks"

by All the names have been taken March 5, 2008

Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.

"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."

by OdiumRex July 27, 2012