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duck 'n' mumble 

The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending quest to buy shite from shops. For instance, Big Issue sellers, strange middle #age women with clip boards who "only need a minute love", or the vultures from the compensation companies.
Basically, you bow the head slightly, perhaps with a look away from the idiot in question, and mumble an apology.
{Big Issue Joey}: Biiiiiiiiiiig Isssssue saaar?
{You, giveing the old duck 'n' mumble, and talking in a barely legible way}:*mumble* no thanks mate* *mumble

This can be replaced with "I'm too busy", "Sorry mate", or a personal favourite, "Piss off"
duck 'n' mumble by Waster September 30, 2005
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Duck SHit 

Duck shit is closely related to the saying that is some Bull shit but it has more of a meaning.
Brandon: im going to the party
Brittany: No your not your staying home
Brandon: Fuck no that's some duck shit
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duck sauce

The sweat that builds up on the taint during athletic activities. May be used as a substance in horseplay between males.
That guy just wiped some duck sauce in that guy's face.
duck sauce by B1RDMAN August 13, 2006

Duck Duck Goose 

a term for someone who is constantly jumping from one relationship to the next in their search for the perfect partner.
girl 1: lisa broke up with tom.
girl 2: she'll have someone else by tomorrow- she's such a duck duck goose!
Duck Duck Goose by muahahaha... September 21, 2011

duck hunting sex position 

A sex act performed on a male involving licking the anus, while cupping his balls with one hand and using the other hand to work his dick like a pump action shot gun. Mimicking a sight and shoot similar to hunting ducks.
I met this dirty bitch who agreed to perform the duck hunting sex position on me last night. Shit was dope

Duck-ass 

A person whom you date or are associate with that you are ashamed and/or embarrass to bring around your normal friends or family forcing you to duck or dodge them when you drive by. Most Duck ass people are jobless, wannabe gangsters that use women to pay their bills and drive their cars.
Is Katie still dating that duck-ass nigga from her job?

Kelly: Why do I get hurt by these guys? They just use me!
Jim: Cause you are attracted to duck-ass people.
Duck-ass by dragonlp2004 September 26, 2010

Duck Call 

Sound made, usually by a woman, during the act of fellatio when the penis is repeatedly crammed deep into the throat.
Dude 1: How did your date with the hot chick from marketing go?
Dude 2: It was awesome! She practiced her Duck Call on me!
Duck Call by b bo November 19, 2004