drunk yoga 

when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before

omg drunk yoga was soooo hard today

drunk yoga by Becauseisaidso December 4, 2014

Drunk Wank 

usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!

"Dude, i cant remember anything from last night except for a having drunk wank"

Drunk Wank by drunk wanker November 4, 2011

Drunk Driving

One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.

“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”

Drunk Driving by WildWolfBabe December 29, 2019

drunk dialing 

A phone call not just while under the influence as many say but because you ARE under the influence. Alcohol makes people more talkitive and open, therefore calling people to talk is much more likely under the circumstances. The following call (usually from a male to a female) is entitled "drunk dialing"
Also happens on coke

Tom was drunk dialing me yesterday he said some stupid shit
Yea you should stop sucking his dick for 2 months

drunk dialing by nego October 7, 2006

Drunk Hungry 

The hunger brought on by consuming large volumes of alcohol. Thought of being one of the highest forms of hunger.

"Man dude, that sandwich was big even for drunk hungry"

Drunk Hungry by Kurt L March 30, 2008

Drunk Shuttle

A commuter train when taken late at night on a weekend, when it serves merely to safely transport the weary drunks home from their escapades in the big city.

Oh great, I missed the 11:37 train, now I'm gonna have to take the midnight drunk shuttle with a bunch of wasted Westchester girls and their guido boyfriends.

Drunk Shuttle by alouettenoire January 11, 2008

drunk with 'tude 

completely and indefinitely overwhelmed with mass quantities of attitude and sass...

dude....I'M DRUNK WITH 'TUDE!!!!

drunk with 'tude by daniel black July 2, 2008