new jersey dumpling 

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

new jersey dumpling by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

new jersey dumpling 

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.

(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

new jersey dumpling by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

scarfed down dumplings 

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law

After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.

scarfed down dumplings by not-who-you-think-it-is April 11, 2024

little hunny sweety dumpling 

Word of endearment you use when you know the person is a asshole but you still love them

Peep 1: "I just burn down a house"
Person 2: "Wtf Little hunny sweety dumpling?!"

little hunny sweety dumpling by Fluffy Rice January 13, 2025

Wisconsin Potato Dumpling

A sexual act in which the performer inserts a potato into their anus and leaves it for days to soften and then shits it out to be consumed.

That girl is a freak! I heard she's got a Wisconsin Potato Dumpling cooking!

Wisconsin Potato Dumpling by Paama_ January 27, 2026

j-j-jealous of everyone’s dumplings

An idiom for people that are jealous of another person’s most valuable possessions, derived from the meme where a katseye member said “j-j-jealous of my dumplings”

You’re j-j-jealous of everyone’s dumplings

j-j-jealous of everyone’s dumplings by CheckmateMaxi April 10, 2026

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake 

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024