Shut the front door

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006

Doorknob

A person who is sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate about who they engage in sexual relations with.

That girl is a doorknob, everyone has had a turn.

by The Correctionator August 4, 2005

Door Jam

When your boyfriend (or male sex partner) has a member that is way bigger than your vagina. He tries to put it in but it won't fit without intense pain for both partners.

My man's cock is a Door Jam! Its so wide that it became its own cock block!

by Casey Jones the Player May 27, 2007

other door

Instruction given to a person trying to exit a room using the wrong or locked side of a double door.

After being humiliated and verbally abused by the American Idol judges, Joe burst into tears when he could not open the left door on his way out of the audition room, at which point Simon yelled "other door" and rolled his eyes.

by Dixie123 January 20, 2007

The Doorbell

When a women or man (the 'doorbellee') bends over on all fours and you (the 'doorbeller') approach from behind and, with the index finger extended, press on the rectum and then slowly insert the finger, as if ringing a 'doorbell'.

"Stacey was not aware that Nich was present while she was bent over reading a magazine on the floor in the nude until he approached her from behind and rang "The Doorbell."

by The Pole January 27, 2010

Ricer Doorbell

Instead of ringing the doorbell or knocking on the door upon arriving at another person's domicile, the ricer will instead rev the engine of their unnecessarily loud Honda, Toyota, or Mitsubishi.

Person 1:Did you hear that shit? Some ricer is just revving his motor in your neighbor's driveway

Person 2: Nah, that's just my hoodrat neighbor's boyfriend. He thinks his Civic is a fucking race car, so he rings the ricer doorbell whenever he picks her up.

Person 1: What a douchebag

by JohnnyRicer April 9, 2010

Fuzzy Door

Vagina, clit, sausage wallet, beaver teeth, silk funnel........

He spent all night Knocking on her fuzzy door.

by Dick donkey April 1, 2011