Norwegian drive-by

Biathlon.

Victim #1: "Hey, there's a guy coming our way, on skis, and he's got a rifle strapped around his shoulder! WTF does he want?"

Victim #2: "Og shit! Get down!! It's a Norwegian drive-by!!"

by The Incredible nerd/junkie March 6, 2010

Porn drive

TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming

TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends

It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.

The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.

by encryption key size matters January 27, 2013

parkway drive

Quite possibly the finest band to ever grace this earth.
Thier latest album "Horizons" is so full of kick ass-ness that when you listen to it in your car, it induces a rage, that can only be cured by driving fast and reckless, thus said, fighting will surfice!

"WOW i was aweful close to that civillian motorist while driving recklessly, i'd best exceed the speed limit by at least 100km/h so incase of a collision i am injured badly and thus cant be arrested"

"After listining to parkway drive the erge to fight is maximised.
lets hit town, yeah?"

by ebn izkejre March 18, 2008

Polish Drive-By

When one drive's past one's relative with out any acknowledgement by either party.

Miro: We are almost at Anna's

Ryan: Slow down guy, I think that's your parents.

Miro: I can't wait to see her.

Ryan: Dude! You just pulled a polish drive-by on your parents.

by kroon78 October 28, 2010

Bank Drive-thru Lottery

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.

Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

homework drive

Analogous to sex drive, which is your need or level of desire to have sex, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. Your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. Let's say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang out a 7-pager in a few hours, when your homework drive is low it could take you upwards of 10 hours to finish the same paper.

'C' Student: Dude, can you just let me copy your english homework when you finish... my homework drive is so low right now, there's no chance I do it myself.

'A' Student: Sure thing broski, I'll hit you up later. Just make sure you change the answers around a little bit.

by Mr. Nuts May 16, 2011

Flash-Drive Jockey

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013