Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.

"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."

by R. Lethe February 19, 2025

the dress is dressing

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good

She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Giblet Dressing

The residual wet trail left by an ugly girls vagina.

Him: I wasn’t cheating babe, I swear.

Her: I saw Dusty had her giblet dressing all over your couch last night. What you mean you weren’t cheating?

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

Dress

Put on one's clothing.

Graham bathed and dressed fast.

by Arminkshipper June 14, 2024

Dirty Dressing

To cover your cock in thousand island dressing and shove it down your girlfriends throat

Tammy, wanna taste the dirty dressing?

by Thatslowstang March 27, 2025

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025