A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
that guy is a Dumpster Douche
by kaykay131313 October 18, 2010
by mirage mango December 23, 2008
One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.
Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
by Max and Bobby and friends June 15, 2011
someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.
Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY
by bithyrun November 13, 2010
Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.
Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.
Man 2: That is not funny at all.
Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.
Man 2: That is not funny at all.
Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
by PEANUT3378 September 22, 2011
The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"
A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
by A-Twon August 29, 2009
youre a son of a douche
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010