king dork 

The greatest book of all time. It follows the story of Tom "Chi-mo" Henderson, his quote-unquote rock band, recieving secret handjobs and blowjobs from hot girls, and his investigation into the mysterious death of his father, as well as stumbling upon an underground satanist porn operation. Written by MTX singer/songwriter Frank Portman.

King Dork is the greatest book ever written.

king dork by Chi-Mo Henderson July 29, 2006

Gothic-emo-dork 

A person who wears a lot of black and is very emotional may listen to emo/goth/punk bands. Tends to be a social outcast often vegetarian. Kind of dork in a lovable way the friends they do have like them a lot

person 1: I am a gothic-emo-dork

person 2: I suddenly have the urge to make a baby with you

Gothic-emo-dork by RayRAydd February 11, 2006

borg dork 

One who wears electronic gear such as bluetooth headsets on the ear and PDA's on the belt and approach looking like a Borg on Star Trek.

Marvin: huh huh, look Jerry's wearing a bluetooth headset. Now you can call me "one of seven".

Lenny: whatever, borg dork.

borg dork by allbad December 26, 2006

dinker-dork 

To go and do something, but your not sure what until you start.

To have the urge to start something new, in a different location than where you currently are, but you won't know what it is until you stand there and think of what to do.

"I'm gonna go out to the shop and dinker-dork."

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: I'm gonna go dinker-dork outside.

Girlfriend: Whatcha goin to do today?
Boyfriend: I'm gonna dinker-dork in the garage.

dinker-dork by Idaho Fisher March 20, 2013

slang dork 

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.

My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.

slang dork by Somerlea April 17, 2014

Double Dork 

It is a phrase used to describe someone for being a loser by doing something, saying something, or looking un-cool to their piers. It is generally seen as the tier below dork

Guy 1: Jason said he didn't want to jump off the bridge with everyone else.
Guy 2: That guy's such a double dork.

Double Dork by Ramaka August 14, 2016

Cork Dork 

Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.

What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.

Cork Dork by The BigBee January 26, 2017