hoonky doonky dick

a chinese mans chode.

oh boy that hoonky doonky dick is sure small.
hey shiyoung i cant understand why your hoonky doonky dick is so small?

by killerbomb13 January 18, 2017

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doghouse dick

When a guy is in the proverbial "doghouse" with his woman and knows his chances of getting sex is low, which makes him want sex more since he can't have it. Constant hard-ons are the result.

My girlfriend is pissed at me and now I am walking around with doghouse dick all day.

by Jessykaw March 25, 2017

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The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.

Donkey dick Steve is perfect.

by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017

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The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.

Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”

by This is not Jonathan June 9, 2018

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