2 definitions by This is not Jonathan
The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”
Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
by This is not Jonathan May 27, 2018
The ‘Eleanor’ is typically a woman with beautiful and natural wavy brown hair, with profound chocolate eyes. She's typically rather short (hypothetically around 5'4) and has an adorable freckly face. She's caring, and often forgiving, even towards individuals that probably don’t deserve it. The main issue with the ‘Eleanor’ is that through and through, she refuses to allow money to be spent on it. Like bitch, I want to cherish you bitch, I want to give you the world bitch. TAKE THESE NICE THINGS BITCHH!
J: You hear about Eleanor?
E: Yeah that’s me..
J: Yeah bro! I’d totally curb-stomp her rude-ass exes
E: Yeah that’s me..
J: Yeah bro! I’d totally curb-stomp her rude-ass exes
by This is not Jonathan November 23, 2021