chris deacon

Chris Deacon is a legitly legit balla. He has many, many STDs, including some which have never been discovered outside of his giant pants.

He is also a world-renowned porn director.

I got chris deaconed and my penis turned green.

by Sandal Dick December 29, 2007

deadlocked

When a guy and girl are fucking locked in doggystyle firmly and intensely.

We were deadlocked last night for three hours straight.

by NO FUCKING NAME March 1, 2011

Deal

The act of securing sexual intercourse from a willing partner.

"I tell you what fella, it just took me a mere 15 minutes to lock down that Deal. Quality."

by The Duke of Deal October 28, 2011

no big deal

something said after something amazing has been accomplished, usual said in a sarcastic to make ones self seem modest when in reality one is bragging. usually followed by "'cept it is"

i just got a 100 on my test! no big deal, 'cept it is

by cmacdaddy September 18, 2009

dealership

place you go to check out tight whips

You go to the dealership but you ain't never cop nothin'...that's why you a wanksta.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Meal Deal

A term used to describe a drug dealer who will deliver by car within 45 minutes of calling usually between the hours of 6pm - 1.30am in northern england.

Bring- bring...... bring-bring......."Heeeello?"

"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"

"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."

by o'hara22 July 7, 2010

you got yourself a deal

A reply to an obvious question. This is a reference to the short movie "Don't Sleep, Robby" from Newgrounds.

Makeo: *playing drums*
Eddie: Are you playing the drums?
Makeo: You got yourself a deal!

by Nikki Delfino August 24, 2011