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drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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Drunk Talk

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk
"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."
by lizzzzz September 9, 2008
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Drunk Cute

How to describe someone who has the potential to be attractive, but only after a drink or two...or five
Steve: "Hey man; what do you think of that girl in the next row?"
Bill: "I don't know...I guess she's drunk cute."
Steve: "Yeah. I could see me trying to pick her up after a couple."
Bill: "Word; after a few Jack Daniels I'd definetly try to get her home."
by TriHollywood November 8, 2012
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bipolar drunk

When a person is a very happy person, under normal circumstances, but as soon as he/she is intoxicated, flips the switch and becomes the most angry person alive. He or she may flip bar stools and tables, spill drinks, break glasses, tell you that you're a horrible person and walk out flipping off the entire bar. Next day, they tell you that you're the best person alive.
Nick is such a great guy, his only issue is he's a bipolar drunk.
by OmniVL June 16, 2015
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Wikipedia drunk

When someone writes something on wikipedia that is completely drunk as fuck and it completely or mostly false.

This was something I found while looking a list of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes.
While looking at a list of AOSTH episodes, I found this:

*0 / 12 November 1987-5 December 1992 "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Pilot Episode" Milton Knight
Sonic is the number one's favourite hedgehog in the planet mobius. He is the number one video game character ever as he saves the day of planet mobius.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't cross the streets looking both ways first

*1 / 23 "Heads Up Sonic!" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Pilot episode. Sonic gives Tails a full tilt when Scratch falls into a floodway, Sonic rescues him and speeds off.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't drown in rushing waters.

*2 / 9 "Your Stuck Tails!" Robert Askin
When Sonic is in the hopsital after he is severly injured, Tails trys to run but gets his foot stuck on gum after he steps on it, he frees his foot himself. Sonic Sez segment: Don't touch sticky gum, You'll never know what happens.
The way Scratch holds a sign which says "Help" is a reference to the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner.

*3 / 8 "Reference of the Missing Sonic" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Cocounts kidnaps Sonic and it's up to Tails to stop him, Meanwhile. Robotnik creates a device that can spill water everywhere.
Sonic Sez segment: No References and Kidnapping, It's illegal.
*4 / 17 "Red Wireless 600" Jack Hanrahan & Eleanor Burian-Mohr
Sonic and Tails enter a NASCAR race to win 21,000 dollars to save a city as Robotnik threatens to shut it down.
-Damn Wikipedia drunk.
by Koopenstein Monster March 13, 2010
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melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy
well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.
by 56independent May 13, 2021
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dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.
Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.
by RealOne97 April 18, 2018
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