Hanahaki disease

Hanahaki disease, AKA flower disease, is a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease common in anime. It is a disease caused by one sided love, where the patient coughs up flowers and flower petals

"She suffered from Hanahaki disease after falling for someone who's heart belonged to someone else"

by abracalicious January 16, 2020

selective disinformation

Basically, it's when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying.

Victim: Dude, I thought you said she totally wanted go out with me!

Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.

Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?

by Dreggs March 9, 2008

slap your girl dick in the butter dish

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

District Manager

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.

I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.

by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009

distracturbation

the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed

Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.

Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.

Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.

by Nigel B. Wellington III May 10, 2011

disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

by Telephony June 13, 2013

Disco Vitamins

A god tier vitamin usually found in pill, gel capsule or powder form that enhances life for about 3-4 hours per serving. Is predominantly synthesized in a 2 bedroom apartment in the heart of Mt. Druitt. Can be used at festivals, clubs, concerts and raves.

*Defqon 1 black stage*

Raver Arboy : "ZUP DOOD ! why are your pupils so big ?!"

Raver Takoon :"Heyaa nasty boiyy am on disco vitamins !! :D"

~Pazz :"what a bunch of fucking degenerates. "

by Pazza187 November 6, 2015