dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

Dirt muffin

A person or animal that is filthy, but that you otherwise find endearing and love.

Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"

Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."

by notawombat2 July 21, 2011

dirt jams

a song that is rap or hip hop.

Shane, "I be playin me a dirt jams"
Chris Meier, "Is dis Tupac?"

by Richardo Cars May 23, 2006

dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth

he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth

by otterlicious February 24, 2010

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

dirt dog nasty

Reserved for only the nastiest of the nasties.

That blue waffle is DIRT DOG NASTY!

by That On-Time Guy April 22, 2010